Someone should ask him in a press conference. It will be the last question they're ever allow to ask him, but it's a big one! »
Bad news: That egg salad sandwich in the bottom left drawer must be pretty funky by now.
Good news: Long after human civilization has vanished, the Twinkie in there will probably be fine. »
Yeah, if that fuckin' One. Year. Old. Baby. is caught lying about finishing her dinner of breast milk, that's an automatic tossing down the fucking stairs, then being doused in lighter fluid and set on fire "for just a few moments." »
This will have to do until Top Gear gets to test one.
Specifically, I see Clarkson in this, Hammond in some kind of 911, and May in...a Z06? »
I don't like the sound of that "probably" one bit!
In other news, when it became clear it would need at least $3800 in repairs to even drive it to emissions testing, my dad finally donated away his treasured but very derelict '95 Chevy Caprice Classic wagon. The LS1 was still fit as a fiddle, but everything it was… »
I've lived here since November 2007, and I haven't bought a gun either. Then again, I come from Baltimore, so I have guns for hands. Typing is hard. And loud. »
Only caught the second tower falling live on TV in the midst of senior year ecology class (it's funny how vividly I remember that classroom). As it happened I thought "Holy shit...that was the most death I have ever seen in a single moment." There wasn't any reason not to believe estimates in the tens of thousands. »